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Friday, 07 September 2007

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    So like ... umm ... yeah well, I do not think I will ever update this site anymore. I have moved on to a greater thing(it's called Facebook ) so if you want to find any more updates on me that's where to go. You can still read the posts I have left previously if you want, ( I hope you enjoy them!!!) but do not expect any new ones ( there won't be any ) so yeah that's pretty much it. Xanga was nice while it lasted but it's definitely time to move on. So if you are reading this I suggest you go to Facebook and set up a profile there. Who knows, maybe someday I will throw a sheep at you or something weird like that!!!! : )

     

    Ben Whitt

Tuesday, 24 April 2007

  • For all you rednecks and mcgyver types out there, check out these medical funnies!!!!

    Benign....what you'll be after you be eight

    Bacteria.....Back door to the cafeteria

    Barium....What you do with dead folks

    Cesarean Section...A neighborhood in Rome

    Catscan...Searching for the cat

    Cauterize...Made eye contact with her

    Colic...a sheep dog

    Coma...A puntuation mark

    D&C....where Washingtion is

    Dilate....To live longer than your kids do

    Enema....Not a friend

    Fester....Quicker than someone else

    Fibula...a small lie

    G.I. Series.....World series of military baseball

    Hangnail...What you hang your coat on

    Impotent....Distinguished, well known

    Labor Pain...getting hurt at work

    Morbid...A higher offer than I bid

    Nitrates...Cheaper than day rates

    Medical Staff...a docters cane...sometimes shown with a snake

    Node....I knew it

    Outpatient...A person who fainted

    Pap Smear...A fatherhood test

    Pelvis...Second cousin to Elvis

    Rost Operative......A letter carrier

    Recovery Room...Place to do upholstery

    Secretion...Hiding something

    Tablet.....A small table to change babies on

    Seizure....A Roman Emperor who lived in the Caesarean Section

    Terminal Illness....getting sick at the train station

    Tumor...more than one

    Varicose....near by

    Hooray for modern medicine and them crazy doctor folk!!!!

Sunday, 15 April 2007

  • so tonite the Conestogans, a choral group that I am a member of At LBC went to sing at this church in Chambersburg. The funny part, well not so funny as it was odd, is that there was a standoff between  police and a gunman that had barricaded himself inside one of the nearby houses. WE all supposed it was a drug bust of some sort and some of the people in the group were freaked out by it. eventually we all to evacuate and leave, yes literally leave the premises. SO we all piled back into the bus and went to Dairy Queen. That's right, ice cream!! whoda thunk it!! anyway our director treated us all to ice cream and then we came back to the college. So that was pretty  much it. really random and strange, but needless to say alot of fun!!!  

Monday, 02 April 2007

  • I haven't posted for awhile. I have been really busy lately, but this is worth the time to post.

    This is a Prayer given in Kansas at the opening session of their Senate. It seems Prayer still upsets some people. When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate,

    Everyone was expecting the usual generalities,

    But this is what they heard:
    "Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

    We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
    We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
    We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
    We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
    We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.
    We have abused power and called it politics.
    We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
    We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression
    We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

    Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from Every sin and set us free.

    Amen!"

    O God make us a people who desire to proclaim you to the Nations! If you consider yourself a Christian and want to make a difference, live life in such a way that the truth contained within this prayer impacts not only your life, but the lives of all who come in contact with you!

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  • I am a 21year college currently attending Lancaster Bible College.I live in Lebanon but I am a resident on campus at LBC. I enjoy playing runescape although I can't now because of my school's internet policy. I am now single. I like computer/video games ( both of which I play way to much of)and watching television,(especially Robot Wars and Sci fi tv shows like Stargate SG-1 and star trek or movies like Star Wars). I like history (especially the different wars, stategies used by commanders, and tv shows and movies set in historical setings with fictional or real historical characters)I also enjoy cafes, bistro restaurants and the fine art of music. I luv to hang out with friends and jus have fun in random ways. I consider my personality a cross between James Bond,( that's where the charming side comes in) Mr. Bean( to emphasize the goofier, random side of me) and a big cuddly teddy bear. (jus becuz!) Yep thats me in a nutshell! : )

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