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For all you rednecks and mcgyver types out there, check out these medical funnies!!!!

Benign....what you'll be after you be eight

Bacteria.....Back door to the cafeteria

Barium....What you do with dead folks

Cesarean Section...A neighborhood in Rome

Catscan...Searching for the cat

Cauterize...Made eye contact with her

Colic...a sheep dog

Coma...A puntuation mark

D&C....where Washingtion is

Dilate....To live longer than your kids do

Enema....Not a friend

Fester....Quicker than someone else

Fibula...a small lie

G.I. Series.....World series of military baseball

Hangnail...What you hang your coat on

Impotent....Distinguished, well known

Labor Pain...getting hurt at work

Morbid...A higher offer than I bid

Nitrates...Cheaper than day rates

Medical Staff...a docters cane...sometimes shown with a snake

Node....I knew it

Outpatient...A person who fainted

Pap Smear...A fatherhood test

Pelvis...Second cousin to Elvis

Rost Operative......A letter carrier

Recovery Room...Place to do upholstery

Secretion...Hiding something

Tablet.....A small table to change babies on

Seizure....A Roman Emperor who lived in the Caesarean Section

Terminal Illness....getting sick at the train station

Tumor...more than one

Varicose....near by

Hooray for modern medicine and them crazy doctor folk!!!!

I haven't posted for awhile. I have been really busy lately, but this is worth the time to post.

This is a Prayer given in Kansas at the opening session of their Senate. It seems Prayer still upsets some people. When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate,

Everyone was expecting the usual generalities,

But this is what they heard:
"Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask your forgiveness and to seek your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says, 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values.

We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.
We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.
We have killed our unborn and called it choice.
We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.
We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self esteem.
We have abused power and called it politics.
We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.
We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression
We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from Every sin and set us free.

Amen!"

O God make us a people who desire to proclaim you to the Nations! If you consider yourself a Christian and want to make a difference, live life in such a way that the truth contained within this prayer impacts not only your life, but the lives of all who come in contact with you!